Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
men don’t cross their legs because it’s gay if the balls touch
Supermom to the rescue.
That is one badass mom there. Not only does she catch the whole dresser AND each drawer as it comes WHILE putting her leg out to catch her daughters head safely, she makes sure the hot iron is in a stable position so it won’t fall on the shirt OR the baby.
my friend’s boyfriend broke up with her via snapchat and if that doesn’t sum up the 21st century in one event i don’t know what does
if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”
Our christmas tree is better than your christmas tree
I love when new followers are like