Neil Armstrong was the first human being on the moon
Now say that backwards
wake up, America
did we send neil armstrong to the moon
or did we send him back to the moon
You see this bitch? This is the fucking Audi A9 Concept vehicle.
It is the most beastly motherfucker to light up my Tumblr page.
The thing has engines in it’s wheels.
IN THE MOTHERFUCKING WHEELS.
See that futuristic design? Makes Acura designs look so 2010.
Oh? Where’s the windshield? It’s fully integrated into the roof using nano technology.
That means the bitch repairs itself.
Oh and that badass window and windshields?
It can change from solid like that to clear when you drive.
White isn’t a very sporty color? NO WORRIES. This beast can change it’s motherfucking color to whatever you fucking want.
THIS BITCH SHOULD GET IN MY GARAGE.
why don’t they hire tumblr bloggers to do the commercials i will never know
I hate driving but hot damn I would live in that car
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
I’m happy for the amount of notes this has, it definitely deserves each and every one.
It’s in that moment you realize that Marilyn Manson is actually quite intelligent.
Wondering around yahoo answers and found this…
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
I’m still laughing ‘cause it’s so, so true
art students before a final is due
So, I know people have needs and this isn’t a need necessarily.
I want to be able to take my Mom out to dinner for her birthday. I have been unable to get a job and I’m still looking… The only income I get is from my selling sites. I don’t want hand-outs and would much rather that people purchase…
i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them